Yiff_Kitten
34/F
"Yes...I'm real...real enough to be named Mz. Bitch"
Interested in: Men or Women for Short term relationship
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More than 3 months
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What I'm Looking For
Hi.....I'm guessing you probably stopped at my profile because the big tits just says "Do Me."
But I shall let you know up front right now...I am 100% real............a real bitch if you do not read my entire profile :D WARNING
I'm not a fake... Just real to let you know if I don't want you, I shouldn't have to tell you No five times to get the picture. If I do....You have been warned..You shall feel my wrath of No the word No. But anyways, if you can't bother to read my profile or anything about it, don't bother to message me. I'm tired of the ignorant people who are only 'moved' by my profile and only skimmed it or just actually looked at it and ask questions of answers already said on my profile.
For the people who will bother to read and know more, message me and continue on: Hello there everyone....I am a half breed, native American and half African American. As of this moment, I am a die hard Twilight Fan. (Edward makes me ovulate <3) Sometimes when people are ignorant and don't take the chance to read what I'd like...I'll probably sound Bitch-ish, although I don't mean it since I do polite do tell you in the nicest way. No go find someone else...Starts slipping each ignorant...questions. I am right now a college student, I still live in the house my mother owns. I work at Burger King (minmam wage) I love Anime and Manga, when I am done with college get my career intact, my main priory is going to be base on that area. I have large breasts, about 44/46 DDD (or E) and nice ass to boot. I am down to earth, comedian, and random crazy lass.
I also enjoy sitting down with a good romance book (still hung up from the Twilight Saga) and drawing from time to time. My favorite colors is pink, red and black in that exact order. I'm very over dramatic to when it goes to things I care for. I love men, I a man , a man playmate...Well..to the right one...I am...
What I dislike is people who take advantage of me and what I said. Even though I like sex as much as the next woman or male does, I still demand respect. You respect me, I'll respect you. I am not actually a who will complete all your fantasy and wants, nor am Just because I don't want you for whatever reason because your male African American who use slang and all thug like, any other race who can't take a polite and expressive 'No' doesn't mean just because you have money shooting out of your butt/ rich doesn't mean I shall bend over front ways or back ways just to get you laid. Go on to the next girl who will allow you to mistreat her.
At the moment I have read "Think like a lady act like a man" By Steve Harvey so I'm using his words for my benefit use, at the moment I probably am like a "Sporting Fish".
But yes I am "Attached" if ya'll don't like it MOVE ON. Don't message me and half way to process of meeting you just realized I have 'Attached' on my profile and expect me to be a monogamy. I'm not your girlfriend, not your anything, at the moment we are just two strangers who have the common like to know each other further as friends. GAME RULES
(Read 'em, love 'em, do 'em.)
Read these...you won't waste your time OR MINE!
1. What's a turn-off on a chat site? An idiot, moron, jerk, and/or asshole who's illiterate. Really, learn how to read and maybe the ladies would show more interest in you, even if your not as smart nor intelligent as you pretend to be. That includes reading the profiles.
2. DO NOT EMAIL ME...
A "uniform mail". You know, the mail you send to all girls, regardless of their profile.. regardless of their interests... regardless of who she IS. If you're going to email me- indicate that you know I'm a a person, a unique female who's named Sassy and show me you actually paid ME and my profile attention. And not just to the fact I'm female!
3. FLAKES
Also what I dislike is people who cancel on First Meetings. To me it's kind of rude if you make an excuse of why you have to cancel because your to scared, to nervous, to shy. Grow some balls, a spine and get over it.
If you have something Dire like an emergency that can't be held off because we have a scheduled thing together, I'm fine with that. Or if you probably forgotten you already have a previous engagement with something else, that's cool too. Leave me a heads up with an explanation as to why you called it off.
I know it's not any of my business for any of you(s) to share personal things with me. But it's called being polite and not telling me as to why you cancel is being rude.
Also if you want to re-schedule, MEAN IT! Don't say you are and then don't.
4. And for all the Older (I mean Older) In there 30's and above. Go Away, leave me alone. I do not plan to meet someone of your age. (Period End OF STORY) And if you said you read my profile and know what I want and don't want....Why did you message me in the first place? No, I'm not going to change my mind. So give it a rest, move on to the next girl who likes having be laid by someone old enough to be her father. I don't like it!
5. Although I put it on cupid, I do not want African American males. Because I don't...I find No attraction to any of them, may be just for the slang or else other wise. (There are some that do interest me but else otherwise no thank you!) And maybe because I had to much bull shit in the past with them, all of ya'll are different. But most/ half or some of ya'll don't have the same Non-sexual interest as me to make further conversation with me to keep my interest. Is this too much for ya'll to handle to read...?
6. ~ If you'd like to chat -
Please at least have a personality, sense of humor, and some level of reasonableness. Also, being capable of having an intellectual debate is a turn on. Do not go stressing on and on about your penis, your raging hormones (like some adolescent teenage boy). I came onto this site for sex, yes. But I don't like talking to someone who wants to have his mind in his penis during the whole time frame! I'm trying to get to know you! Not just your dick! (Or vagina ;D )
If your trying to get with me, play with my genitals and such. You have to get past my first "genitals". My mind. If you can pull off a good conversation that just draws me into you, use your silver tongue, your charms and wits. Because when IMing and during our Public meeting, that is your Interview. Impress me, show me a good time...If you can numb my mind into wowness you have the other genitals to face....But that's what you want, right? So work for it. If you don't want too:
Move on...
Also, I am am not a grammar Nazi, since I have times I can't spell for crap. But I am grammar shallow, most time the net speaking spelling of 'you' 'your' 'you're' tends to throw me off at times. Because, I'm a role player (not like video game RPG or MMMORPG, like I create my piece of a story, then person (or people) I rp creates there. It can go from Non-sexual to Sexual)
I tend to like someone who can actually type a meaningful sentence, with thought and imagination. So please cut the crap with the laziness. Being lazy goes no where in life.
What I say might be asking a bit much. Harsh, expecting to much. But I have low-tolerance for how most guys act. (Sometimes funny how I meet great conversationalist with a remarkable personalities for guys of not even my age group but sadly from guys older 30 hell, sometimes 40-45. Still doesn't mean I want to fuck with you guys! :p )
Location
Living in:
Willingboro, New Jersey, United States
Travel Location:
Prefer not to say
Hometown:
Prefer not to say
About me
I am a Woman interested in Men or Women
Physical Information
Height:
Tall
Body Type:
Average
Hair Color:
Brown
Hair Length:
Long
Eye Color:
Brown
Glasses or Contacts:
Either
Race:
Black
Bra Size:
Large
Lifestyle Information
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Marital Status:
Attached
Children:
None
Education:
Prefer not to say
Occupation:
Student
Smoking:
Non-smoker
Drinking:
Light/social drinker
Drugs:
Does not use drugs
Religion:
Christian
Speaks:
English, VerylittleJapaneseandSpanish
